When youre one year older. Wiser=P

OK. LETS SEE.. IM SUPER DUPER BLANK RIGHT NOW.

Where to start.. where to start..

IM OFFICIALLY 16 ON THE 9TH.

ALHAMDULILLAH.

Early in the morning, mommy gave me the unexpected birthday kiss. Cuba teke kenapa unexpected?? MESTILAH GW BELUM MANDI. Hewew:P We (me Alisya Khairi Hafiiz Imran) went to the park near Msjd Bsr. Basically we did nth there. Bajet sight-seeing. Keh3. We sang beday song and ate Choc Indulgence. This was the surprise my dad gave me. Sumpah tak expect. My frnds werent there (bloody typical). The next day Leanna's friends came. And ate all my Choc Indlgnce leftovers. And sang me beday song=) Khairul pun ada! Dah lamaa dah nak jumpa him. He kept wanting to snap pics with me (bloody typical) haha. And so we did. Hes super funny, I cant can talk to him forever. Leanna gave me CK perfume! Mwah. I got giant Patrick from bros. Hafiiz gave me Spongebob notepad he bought from his school's bookshop. VERY THOUGHTFUL. My dad put my iPod nano on hold (which is a good thng as I'd love to come up with something better to ask) and gave me a shopping spree instead. The one I called Shopping Untuk Shopping Raya. Get it? Lol. When I type out LOL, Im not actually laughing out loud, am I? Tyn mungkin:P Moving on.

My little monsters at the park.

I went to Midv yesterday. Did some shoe shopping, baju melayu shopping for the boys, kebaya shopping for Alisya and food shopping for everyone=) Anyway, we searched Nose and Prettyfit but found nothing. So we went to Vincci and like banyak gila design, leaving me spoilt for choice. When I was trying out some shoes, theres this jerk was like staring at me? No, worse. My legs! Just when I havent been shaving (not tht I need to, but its the 'in' thing whaat), wearing the smelliest socks, and wearing shorts. Bloody jerk. Shopping with his girlf sumore. Ditching that, I got my raya heels! Woot. On the way to the car park. Khairi and Hafiiz were playing at the lazylator (escalator straight). I had to be in the way and halang Hafiiz from winning=P AND HE PUNCHED ME IN THE BLOODY TUMMY LIKE REAL FCUKING KUAT. It hurts, expectedly. So I pegang his shoulder like real kuat (saya kuat) so that he had no chance to escape. And kicked his butt. In public. Serious act of a distressed mother of 5. And yes I did say fucker to his face. And he was using it against me until today taw. As if he had learnt that word from me. I swear to God Ive heard him singing motherfcukers to Sexyback before this. I miss Gan Terk's dorky smile.

I was finding them baju melayu when they were all

"Kakak Hanis! Over here! Tadaa."